SUVs Targeted By Persons of Mole

The Moscow Times reports that Rodents Of Unusual Size are turning the city into a Fire Swamp:

A sport utility vehicle was swallowed up by a hole of mud and pavement, and a major street was briefly flooded after a water main exploded Sunday in northern Moscow. No one was injured when the one-meter-wide pipe burst around 2 p.m., creating a chasm five meters by seven meters...the car, a Ford Explorer, was entirely submerged, its grill slowly sinking into the sludge...The incident is the third of its kind in the city in the past two weeks...Similar incidents have occurred in recent years, including two deadly ones that claimed the lives of two people who fell into boiling swamps of mud and water created by leaking underground hot-water pipes. "These collapses are happening just way too often," [said a nearby resident.] "This means that something is wrong with the system."

The said nearby resident has since been thrown down a make shift hole by unsaid authorities. While officials have blamed Mole Man, international donor agency-funded advocacy groups have chastised them for spreading hate by not properly referring to Rossijan minorities as persons of mole.