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Via The Presurfer: "I was minding my own business shopping at the QwikyMart, when I picked up some grapes. On my way home I heard some wrestling in my bag. When I got home I pulled out the grapes and they were SOUR! The grapes were not just Sour but Scared too. They began to wine!
"'HELP, HELP, HELP' they screamed! So I asked the Plump one, what's the problem? And he told me, 'My name is Alexander and all I know is, a man ain't supposed to cry, but these tears I can't hold inside. You see I heard it through the Grapevine!' Then he pointed, and then I saw it!!! It was terrible! It was Horrifying!! It Was Alien Grape."
