Wednesday, December 24, 2003

May none of you receive an AOL cd this Christmas...

I have had three posts thwarted by AOL in the last week, so I am giving up until I return to NY. Until then, happy holidays and think of me next time you visit some website that is a complete waste of time.

Saturday, December 20, 2003

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins courtesy of Leonard Nimoy - credit to Todd for the link.

Monday, December 15, 2003

All the good I have worked for in this world is for nought.... when I left my mother's house last, she had a fullly functional broadband cable connection. I return to find that she now has AOL dial up. I have descended into internet hell.
Another nifty Christmas idea: give someone an ebola virus necktie:

Sunday, December 14, 2003

Customize your Mazda Miata with teeth.

Martial arts meets physiology - nifty clips from the Discovery Channel.

Saturday, December 13, 2003

From the state that brought you the savage death of Matthew Shepherd, Wyoming now gives you Columbine Paintball!

Friday, December 12, 2003

I'm posting this on Nick's behalf: The definitive guide to General Tso's chicken.
BTW - finals are over, I'll be in Colorado by Monday, and I have a backlog of crap to post for your enjoyment.

It takes something special to actually make my jaw drop in sheer horror and amazement. This ad for camel-toe enhancement pretty much does the trick.

Blatantly stolen from Victor's blog.

Thursday, December 11, 2003

Don't know what to get your favorite chess-player for Christmas? Enroll him in a chess-boxing tournament!

Thursday, December 04, 2003

More fun with Google. Search for "miserable failure" and hit "I'm feeling lucky."

Tuesday, December 02, 2003

Most of the time, I find Norm MacDonald pretty lame, but his interview with the latest reality TV trash is priceless:

Norm: 'Isn't Lionel Richie a black guy?'
Paris: 'She's black!'
Nicole: 'I am black!'
Norm: 'You're black?'
Norm: 'Did you get in any trouble because you're black?'
Nicole: 'No! You're so rude.'
Norm: 'I thought hillbillies didn't care for black people.'
Nicole: 'They love me.'
Paris: 'They love her.'
Norm: 'Because you're not black!'
Nicole: 'Yes, I am black.'

Monday, December 01, 2003

Kim Jong Il's LiveJournal - hysterical. Credit to Nick for the find.