To lazy to hunt but love taxidermy?

Just swing by your local pet store! From NextNature:

Nowadays, young children are so used to the omnipresence of disposable toys. When their parents buy them a living pet animal they are unable to take care of it. Hamsters tend to get toasted, or just ignored. Tinkebell (already notorious for her cat bag) argues it is better to give these children babybunnie toys [note the radio controlled hamster and music box cat], made out of stuffed animals.

and in related news, here's a step-by-step guide to making a zombie LED throwie rat (will stick to fridge).