Saturday, October 28, 2006

MBAs Are Liars, But At Least They Aren't Foreign

Well, we know that economists are the cheapest, but recently it was reported that MBAs are the biggest liars (or maybe MBAs are just more honest about not being honest):

More than half (56%) of M.B.A. candidates say they cheated in the past year...54% of graduate engineering students, 50% of students in the physical sciences, 49% of medical and other health-care students, 45% of law students, 43% of graduate students in the arts and 39% of graduate students in the social sciences and humanities readily admitting to cheating...
The article calls for honor codes, but I think a form of modified honor killings would be more effective.

In any case, it probably has more to do with those dirty foreigners going to our grad schools. Never should have trusted those shifty Canucks:

In Sacramento, California, 75,000 Ukrainian immigrants crowd public facilities. [And they all line up Soviet-style--sideways!]
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At U.C.L.A. and the University of California (Berkeley), Arab Moslem students are being taught molecular biology. Why? So they can construct anthrax, smallpox and other bioterror weapons for use against us, their benefactors? They are also majoring in nuclear physics and engineering. These Moslems will thus be able to make nuclear bombs and kill millions of Christian Americans. [Although, last I checked we used German professors to kill Japanese, so, you know, think globally, act locally.]
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Nations like Israel, Czechoslovakia,* and many others have joined the bandwagon. They're telling their people to live in America and prosper financially while becoming dual citizens. In Israel, the despicable authorities will allow any Jew-even murderers and rapists-to immigrate. Now, such criminals are coming here to the U.S.A.-and the INS is letting them in. [This is where I had to stop reading as everyone knows that when it comes to homicide, American natives are still on top, we kill more of our own every day before most foreigners go to bed after working their night shift at the Kwiky Mart. It's that DIY ethic that keeps us strong.]
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*What an ultra-maroon, doesn't he know that Czechistan broke apart and is now comprised of the independent states of West Korea and New Mexico?