No pressure to contribute (but feel free), I just thought I'd share some haiku about movies I've seen in the last two weeks.
Spoilers below the fold.
A Scanner Darkly
Never has Downey
- Ok, so Keanu too -
Been so rightly cast.
The Matador
Pierce in kinky boots
Lonely assassin panics
Kinnear will save him!
Little Miss Sunshine
Penultimate scene:
My Friedrich Nietzsche Brings All
The Boys to the Yard
The Descent
Lost with cave crawlers
Greek tragedy meets horror
Gotta stab a ho.
Pieces of Flair
We're big in Ukraine Morocco.
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