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Pizza King Watch finally gets an update, and it's no wonder. Nothing is bound to upset someone who obsessively photographs store signage more than a letter thief:
"Some people have no respect. This week, Greencastle, Indiana suffered a wave of marquee letter thefts, with the thief or thieves taking only the letter 'R.' Local signage was reduced to near-gibberish, as the above image attests; local Defenders of Freedom were no doubt confused to have suddenly been assigned to the Amy National Guad (I don’t know who Amy is, but she must kick butt).
"Never fear, however—the letters have been returned. Thank goodness! Maybe now things can return to normal for the good burghers of Greencastle.
"And no, the King does not have a Greencastle location… but if he did, rest assured that they would have been trying to sell you a 'SUB DINK,' or perhaps 'BIG SI DINK'..."
