Everything is Illuminati-ated

For you Steve Jackson fans (be you a slave to Illuminati or INWO), we bring your attention to the Fnord Generator.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has left with Poland and perverts the dog. Fnord:

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The Last National Bank is oily and the business card is dehydrated. Fnord.

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Bullwinkle is the toad; Nelson Mandela listens to Alpha Centauri. Fnord.

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Austria is the finagler. Fnord.