PoF Haiku-Cinema

Inspired by this random post, I thought it might be fun to have a pointless haiku comment contest. So let's have at it:
Step 1. Pick a movie, any movie (preferably a bad one).
Step 2. Write a Haiku about it.
Step 3. Post it in the comment section below.
Step 4. Rinse and repeat.

Best entries go in the PoF quote-bin.