Thursday, July 08, 2004

There when you need it

You're on e-Bay bidding on a priceless Willit Farcle machine. With only minutes left in the auction and the current auction price at just $1.50, you can't possibly leave your computer. But after three cups of coffee and 2-liters of Pepsi, you've been crossing your legs for the last half hour and you just don't know if you can make it. Never fear, the Internet Urinal is here.

"That's right. All you need now is a portable refrigerator and you may never have to leave your computer again. The Internet Urinal is made of hard plastic and comes with a handy female adapter. Holds 32 oz. (that's one Big Gulp). Also great for road trips, stake outs, waiting in line for Star Wars tickets, and hundreds of other critical functions."