Pretty Walloony

What if you had a revolution and no one really cared?



For those not in the know:

Suddenly and shockingly, Belgium came to an end. State television broke into regular programming late Wednesday with an urgent bulletin: The Dutch-speaking half of the country had declared independence and the king and queen had fled. Grainy pictures from the military airport showed dark silhouettes of a royal entourage boarding a plane.

Money quote from the pedophile socialist Freemason Elio di Rupo, the Minister-President of the Walloon Region:

Never in my long political life have I seen such worry. Anguish came from around the world.

Why can't they learn to live in (complicated) harmony like the Baarle villages? Money quote:

Enclaves! Nice. Enclaves inside enclaves! Nicer.