Doomed by the Damned

This of course seems congruent with their mastery of geography as their fuzzy maps indicate that Okinawa is a sufficiently forward position to Basra...

Via CNN:

Rep. Silvestre Reyes of Texas, who incoming House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has tapped to head the Intelligence Committee when the Democrats take over in January, failed a quiz of basic questions about al Qaeda and Hezbollah, two of the key terrorist organizations the intelligence community has focused on since the September 11, 2001 attacks.

When asked by CQ National Security Editor Jeff Stein whether al Qaeda is one or the other of the two major branches of Islam -- Sunni or Shiite -- Reyes answered "they are probably both," then ventured "Predominantly -- probably Shiite."

I'm sure if pressed, he would clarify his statement by identifying them as the York Rite Opus Dei branch of the Hasidic Bible and Tract Society of Latter Day Saints...


Credit: Marshall