Kramer challenges Mel to a match of racial slur feats of strength

...while the rest of the world prays for a Festivus miracle: "The 57-year-old said in a recorded interview with chat-show host David Letterman he had flown into a rage after being heckled.

"'I was at the comedy club trying to do my act and got heckled and I took it badly and went into a [NSFW] rage,' Richards said. Here's a video of his nonsensical, stream of consciousness apology.