Pieces of Flair

Old man to cops: "These kids today drive however they *%#$ well please!"

Cops to old man: "Get off the road, old man."

"A pensioner spotted driving the wrong way down a motorway stopped when he saw police, to complain that everyone else was heading in the wrong direction.

"The 86-year-old granddad from Bern, Switzerland, said he had even flashed his lights at six motorists on the A6 motorway to let them know they were in the wrong.

"Officers confiscated the pensioner's car keys and drove him home while a colleague followed in the man's vehicle.

"They are now reviewing whether to take his licence from him."

Note: Readers may also replace "old man," "The 86-year-old granddad from Bern, Switzerland," and "pensioner" with "Bob Klevay" if they so choose.