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Maddox tires of abortion debate, forms own political party

Sorry, Meredith, looks like those that laugh during movie death scenes will be some of the first to go. Here's where he stands on the issues:

- I have a different stance on abortion: I'm against abortion, but for killing babies.

- No protests. Under my government, there will be no assembly, peaceful or otherwise.

- No more police. Police officers will be replaced with a strike force.

- Vampire hunting will be a government sanctioned profession. I can't stand vampires and people who claim to be them. If there are real vampires, then there should be real vampire hunters. These are the same people who say they laugh during dramas when someone gets killed. We all know a person like this, they think they're morbid and mysterious because they force out a contrived chuckle during a death scene. Oooh, you laughed during a murder, you're so unique and evil.

- Ska is banned. Nobody listens to ska. (Sorry Will)