Jesus wants your colon cleansed

"Our mission at Hallelujah Acres is to teach people the world over about God’s natural laws for healing and health."

Apparently, these laws include using "a gelatinous bulk [to] sweep the colon clean of putrefied feces." Thankfully, Hallelujah Acres stepped forward with the Fiber Cleanse supplement.

Can you think of anything better to do after Thanksgiving?