God responds to lawsuit

"God has apparently responded to a lawsuit filed by a Nebraska lawmaker, and one of the filings seems to have dropped in from the heavens. 'This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here -- poof!' said John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.

"The response was one of at least two to a lawsuit filed against God last week by state Senator Ernie Chambers of Omaha, the state's longest-serving lawmaker.

"Signed by 'God,' the response filed Wednesday argues the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction over God."