Friday, May 19, 2006

By request: The Halliburton Survivaball

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Via The Presurfer, Halliburton execs develop a plan to bounce right on through the impending apocalypse: "'The SurvivaBall is designed to protect the corporate manager no matter what Mother Nature throws his or her way,' said Fred Wolf, a Halliburton representative. 'This technology is the only rational response to abrupt climate change,' he said to an attentive and appreciative audience.

"The SurvivaBalls, looking like huge inflatable orbs, will include sophisticated communications systems, nutrient gathering capacities, onboard medical facilities, and a daunting defense infrastructure to ensure that the corporate mission will not go unfulfilled even when most human life is rendered impossible by catastrophes or the consequent epidemics and armed conflicts."

UPDATE: "Yes Men pull Halliburton hoax"