Pieces of Flair

This entire article is a must read.
As a side note, I once raced turtles in Perham, Minnesota while on a family vacation. Somewhere in my mom's basement there's even a blue ribbon for having the fastest turtle in my heat. (Alas I was knocked out of the final race when my turtle did a 180 part way through the race.) Before you judge me too harshly, let me just say that watching turtles haul ass across hot pavement is a lot more entertaining than you might think.