Mailbox chaos!

Imagine a world where any maniac could design a mailbox without the approval of The United States Postmaster General...if you dare!

The possibilities are too horrifying to ponder long - what about the mailbox/pit bull cage/piranha tank? Or the bucky ball with bonus rotary blades design? I can see the movie version now...a cautionary tale of freedom run amok. Only someone of Charles Band's caliber could bring this subject to the big screen with the right flair!