Pieces of Flair

As if curling had any dignity to spare...



"During the fifth end break (curling's version of halftime and/or a seventh inning stretch), a large and not-too-muscular guy ran out across the sheet. Nothing on except for the obligatory online gambling ad and a strategically-wrapped rubber chicken."

I appreciate the fact that the article completely fails to note who won the bronze medal match as clearly no one cares.