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"To be honest, I can’t name a single Dixie Chicks song due to my literacy and the country-music enthusiasm that it prevents, so I am absolutely guessing when I suspect their latest hit, 'Farmy Time Apple Butterin’ (In Your Arms Tonight),' doesn’t have the same energy as their Halloween classic, 'Haunted Hambone Ho-down.' If you’re offended by my insensitivity towards the literacy of country-western fans, you and the other cast members of Hee Haw are, of course, free to send angry letters."
