Tuesday, January 13, 2004

And people wonder why I wouldn't want to teach...
Letters to an 8th Grade Teacher following a heart attack:
"HEY MR. APPLEBY IS HALF OF YOUR FACE PARALIZED LIKE DR. S? SHE GOT A HEART ATTACK TOO BUT HALF HER FACE IS PARALIZED SHE LOOKS SO HILARIOUS. HOW COME YOU GAVE ME A D? I DO ALL OF MY WORK THAT'S NOT FAIR. OH WELL I WON'T SEE YOU ANY MORE THAT'S THE GOOD THING. ARE YOU STILL DOING YOGA IN YOUR SPARE TIME. YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT ANYMORE. IT DIDN'T PREVENT THAT HEART ATTACK SO WHAT'S THE POINT?"