New toilet ad campaign concept

I recently had to sit through both The Guess Who's and Lenny Kravitz's versions of "American Woman" in less than 24 hours. In addition, I also installed a new toilet seat. See the connection? It should be obvious. American Standard toilets are, well, standard in many American homes. The opportunity to combine the two is there for the taking. I've put together some sample lyrics to give some forward-thinking ad agency a head start:

American Standard,
Sit your a$% on me!