Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Dirty Minute Meals



I've always found her annoying and potentially seizure-inducing, but perhaps I haven't been paying close enough attention:

"[I]n the time it takes you to read this website, I will have given you a delicious and revelatory look into America's Sweetheart Rachael Ray's smoldering, white-hot sexuality.

"'What?!' you ask, 'You can't mean the almost unbearably perky, squeaky clean, children's-book-writing Rachael Ray on the Food Network?'

"Yes, her. And I'll prove it."