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I've always found her annoying and potentially seizure-inducing, but perhaps I haven't been paying close enough attention:
"[I]n the time it takes you to read this website, I will have given you a delicious and revelatory look into America's Sweetheart Rachael Ray's smoldering, white-hot sexuality.
"'What?!' you ask, 'You can't mean the almost unbearably perky, squeaky clean, children's-book-writing Rachael Ray on the Food Network?'
"Yes, her. And I'll prove it."
