Saturday, October 02, 2004

Now you can relive the history of the Mormons with your very own action figures from Latter Day Designs.
In case you need to brush up on your history...

Moroni: Yes. Long ago all Native American were white. We all came to America from Jerusalem. And while we were here we were visited by Christ.
Smith: Jesus live here in America?
Moroni: Yes. Eventually, my people were all killed by the other tribe of Israel, and as punishment, God turned their skin red. These are the Native Americans you know today.
Singers: Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Moroni: There is an ancient book buried near here, written on gold plates that accounts my people's lives. Also buried with the book are two seer stones, the Urim and Thummim, which will allow you to translate the writings. Find it, and fulfill your destiny.
Smith: Wooww...
Singers: Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb