Wednesday, September 01, 2004

The best of all possible worlds

The A-Team Resolves Lapses in Homeland Security

"Threat: Terrorists detonate bomb loaded with nuclear materials in heavily populated area.

"Solution: Murdock and Face knock on door of terrorist sleeper cell disguised as pest-control authorities. Meanwhile, Hannibal unleashes cockroaches in air vents to give terrorists the willies. Murdock and Face gain entry. While terrorists' attention is diverted, replace radioactive materials with horse manure. Later, when bomb detonates harmlessly, have B.A. deliver line, 'Now that's what I call a dirty bomb.'"