Pieces of Flair

Nothing like a little salt in the wound. Check out PETA's heartfelt fax to Roy Horn as he lay in critical condition:

"The only natural thing that happened on that stage was that this majestic animal lashed out against a captor who was beating him with a microphone because he wouldn't do a trick," Mathews continued. "No matter how much you say that you love the wild animals whom you have confined continents away from their natural homes, you are still the men who have subjugated their wills and natures to further your own careers."