Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Grapple - innocent treat or unholy experiment?

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"Imagine the sweet distinctive flavor of Concord grapes combined with the crispness of a fresh, juicy Washington Extra Fancy apple. This Patent Pending process is complex and the ingredient mix primarily includes concentrated grape flavor and pure water."

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The poor man's fountain of youth

Magnetized water

Via "What I think is happening is that the magnetite, which is a strong magnetic susceptor is concentrating the earth's magnetic fields into it's cylindrical shape and the shape effect in turn sets up a magnetic spiral vortex in the core of the cylinder in which the water is stored. This in turn activates the water with this magnetic energy. I think this is the activating force for regeneration changes in our bodies as we drink it."

Crochet sea creatures descend upon New York

Cephalopod

Via Gooseflesh: The Institute For Figuring is crocheting a coral reef: Using the techniques of hyperbolic crochet discovered by mathematician Dr. Daina Taimina, the Institute has been evolving a wide taxonomy of reef-life forms - loopy 'kelps', fringed 'anemones', and curlicued 'corals.' While the process that brings these models into being is algorithmic, endless permutations of the underlying formulae result in a constantly surprising panoply of shapes."

Monday, April 28, 2008

The Uno

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Via LikeCool: "18-year-old Ben J. Poss Gulak invented The Uno. It caught our eyes because it's a one wheeled-looking motorcycle, actually its balanced by two wheels set up side-by-side and its footpegs. Operation of the 54.4 kg (120 lb) machine is simple, in fact it's so simple there are no controls except for an on-off switch. To go forward you simply push your body weight forward to tilt the machine. To back up, just lean back on the seat to tilt it backwards and back it goes."

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Another damn videogame movie...

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Yeah, I'd see it.

Friday, April 25, 2008

More fun with pants!



"We have an excellent selection of gentlemen's trousers just in today. This eye-catching pair even has a keyboard sewn into the crotchal region."

Read the actual description here. The phrase "crotch rocking speakers" makes an appearance.

Via Rachael.

Jellyfish robots



Via Ectoplasmosis: "Festo, a robotics company who has previously designed robots based upon the mechanics of sea creatures, has released video of their newest creations. Based on jellyfish the AquaJelly and Air Jelly are sea and air based, respectively.

"The AquaJelly in particular is especially interesting. The idea is that these autonomous robots can communicate with each other and with aquatic charging stations using LEDs, allowing them to replenish their batteries and work in groups, making it much easier for them to wipe out our naval forces once they achieve self awareness."

1. Support 'Net Neutrality' 2. ??? 3. Get laid

But only if you're a virgin. (Site is almost certainly not safe for work.) Who knew public policy could be so sexy?

Via Shaun.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Awesome.



Online Videos by Veoh.com

Via Shaun.

Boxloads o' fun



Via Marginal Revolution.

"Charlie Rose" by Samuel Beckett

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

A little belated...



..but these costumes are awesome.

Polygamy Remixed

Does the Nuvi 200 know something we don't?

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Craig was helpful enough to point out Nuvi's downgrade of Hawaii's status in this recent ad. Not that there's anything wrong with supporting Hawaiian independence.

No Shoes? No Problem.



No need to panic if you find yourself without trainers in London these days. However, "[i]f the thought of sticking your dirty-ass feet into a new pair of shoes that you bought from a vending machine because you somehow lost your regular pair of shoes doesn’t appeal to you, then maybe this machine’s not for you."

Full story.

Via Shaun.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

When comics meet funnies

Via Newsarama: Evan Shaner re-imagines The Watchmen as a product of Charles Schulz...

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...and the Fantastic Four as the brainchild of Hank Ketchum:

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Monday, April 21, 2008

Why don't prostitutes get tips?

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Via The Perfect Substitute: "Why would it be the case that a prostitute in the spirit of competition not offer potential Johns the opportunity to 'pay' on merit after the transaction? I offer three explanations:

1. The prostitution market suffers from adverse-selection, and Johns are more likely to stiff (pardon the pun) the ladies, making the dominant business model to offer an up-front fee.

2. Consumers would prefer to pay up-front for psychological reasons. When I go to the restaurant and I am considering what the appropriate tip should be, I go through sort of a mental checklist: How was the service? How difficult was I? Did my kids spill drinks on the ground? Did my wife make a complicated order that required lots of amendments? I imagine that Johns would prefer not to reflect on what they just did with a similar checklist just like they may avoid a mirror for some time.

3. Prostitutes can capitalize on a systematic male-ego bias by making them pay first. The male ego says '$xxx sounds reasonable for the hours I am about to have with her' only to then spend a considerably shorter time. If they tipped after the fact they would be tipping on a shorter duration than they would have paid for up-front."

Friday, April 18, 2008

Massage Pants!



Full story.

Via Jacob.

BeefPod

BeefPod

Via TokyoTimes: "The Japanese love of food and fads can only be equaled by the nation’s fondness for fashion, so this new beef-themed beauty from ‘PC Entertainment Company’ Solid Alliance, is possibly the perfect product."

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Rock out with Beamz



Via Gizmodo: "We saw the Beamz Laser Music System in pictures last week, but little we knew then how totally demented, how amazingly asstupid and musically retarded this 'synthesizer music system' could be in real life.

"Seriously, I had to check twice to see if this was a Conan O'Brien skit or not. Unfortunately, we knew it's just the worst infomercial and product in the history of the internet, available for $600 on April 15."