Monday, July 10, 2006

And now for something completely serious...


Julian Sanchez has a nice post over at Hit and Run defining libertarianism, contra the absolutists in the LP who are griping over the latest schism in an already painfully marginalized party.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Learn Judo With Vladamir Putin



I wonder if "caressing a cat like a paedophile" is one of Pooty Poot's signature moves.

Saturday, July 08, 2006


Poo paranoia


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People who like cleaning up after dogs are probably few and far between. Nevertheless, most people responsible for taking care of a lawn recognize that, well, it happens. There are, however, those who are unwilling to compromise on their no-poo stance. The number of signs like the one above seem to be on the rise, for instance. I had always felt such public notices were the rough equivalent of placing a sign in one's yard declaring "Crazy person lives here," but I was recently reminded that, like most things, crazy is a relative term.

Someone in the neighborhood has taken it to the next level. They've gone to the trouble of laminating and mounting a copy of the local newspaper's article on the city passing a "pick up after your dog" ordinance and placed it in their yard. In case passersby do not fully grasp the implications, a helpful hand-written sign has been placed nearby that says, "Have your dog $%^# it your own yard. Don't be surprised if you get your picture taken otherwise." That sounds like a challenge to me.

In any case, I can only assume that roving bands of citizen poo patrols will soon be guarding sidewalk strips as the conflict escalates.

Friday, July 07, 2006

Toothpaste for Dinner t-shirt contest winners posted

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"Welcome to the Toothpaste For Dinner contest, 2006 edition. Just over 300 people sent in 692 pictures this year, pictures of PEOPLE WEARING SHIRTS THEY BOUGHT FROM THIS WEBSITE.

"This was an arbitrary contest. I picked out some pictures that I like and awarded them prizes. There is one grand prize winner, five regular winners, and a lot of honorable mentions. I expected to get about 50 excellent entries but I ended up with more, so I gave out more free stuff. In fact, there are four pages of pictures this year. Are you ready to SCROLL DOWN?!?!?"
Wonder Woman's put on a few

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Via Drawn! - "BBWW: The Fat Wonder Woman Blog. A fun blog containing artists' renditions of our favorite amazon princess."
Tradeoffs

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"Could a tiny staple in your ear be the key to losing weight?

"NewsChannel5's Lee Jordan reported how dozens of people said that having the ear-stapling procedure has helped them shed those extra pounds.

"Elyria chiropractor Gary van Skyhock explained that the idea comes out of acupuncture and something called auricular therapy, or treatment based on nerve endings in the ear.

"The staple is placed over the point that corresponds with the stomach.

"'It normalizes your appetite and when you normalize appetite, you'll eat as much as you need, not more,' said van Skyhock.

"Van Skyhock has put staples in about 100 patients and said the biggest risk is infection. One out of five of his patients ends up with infected cartilage around the staple, and that type of infection can be difficult to treat."

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Gnarls Barkley - Crazy

I can't say I buy into the Gnarls Barkley hype, but I don't dislike 'em either. But between the MTV awards Star Wars costuming and this excellent video, they're starting to win my nerd heart over.
You're not alone

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...if you happen to think that The Searchers is an overrated flick.

The Slate article is a nice companion piece to The Onion's recent "Classic Movies It's Okay To Hate" piece.

Credit: (who still likes The Searchers).
Gimme a break

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The Wall Street Journal
today broke the shocking story that KitKat flavors such as Lemon Yogurt and Mango Passionfruit are not appreciated by consumers. The story also revealed the odd trivia fact that the Brits eat a KitKat roughly every 47 seconds. Fascinating.

In any case, the article does not uncover the full scope of Nestle's mad-scientist approach to one of its most popular candy bars. Thankfully, Wikipedia's entry on the KitKat bar collects the bewildering array of odd flavor choices company execs have attempted throughout the course of their bizarre social experiment, including Kit Kat Matcha (Green tea) and Kit Kat White with Maple Syrup.

That's gourd-eous


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"'Her World' won first place in the painting category at the California Gourd Society 9th Annual Gourd Art Competition."

"Quality and originality are at the forefront of Andrea's gourd art creations, which are beautiful, useful and affordable."
Bad signs

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My guess is that geography professor Julio Rivera found this sign outside of a sparkler factory. For more equally helpful advice, visit his "Bad Signs Ahead" collection.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Hoff Update

BEER-swilling Baywatch star David Hasselhoff was booted out of Wimbledon — because he was “steaming drunk”.

A guard led him from the tennis tournament’s grounds after a series of clashes with security staff. FIRST, the 53-year-old actor had a blazing row outside Centre Court. Guards would not let him in because he did not have a valid ticket. THEN he was banned from press and players’ bars as he tried to get another drink.

Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: “You should let me in. Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff.”
Ann Coulter, The Musical
Viennese vegetable orchestra

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"the first viennese vegetable orchestra consists exclusively of vegetable-based instruments, although where necessary, additional kitchen utensils such as knives or mixers are employed."

Listen to excerpts from their cd, automate, here, here and here.
Da Vinci Code disappointing?

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Thanks to Arvid Nelson over at Shrunken Head Studios, I'm now immersed in the world of Rex Mundi:

"It is a tale of murder, sin and redemption in a world where magic is real and the Catholic Church never lost its grip on power."

It's excellent material for any church conspiracy fans out there. I may be slow on the uptake (the first issue came out in 2002), but at least I can help spread the good news before the story makes it to the big screen.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

I knows me some ugly myspace showdown

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"On the show: 06-30-06 Ze issued a challenge to create the ugliest MySpace page.

"- Add the ugly duckling logo to let Ze know you have officially entered the contest
"- Click the 'edit' tab and list your site
"- We will vote for the ugliest page on July 14th.
"- The winner will get a prize valued at $10,000!"
All the hydrants you can handle

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"It may be surprising to some, but people actually collect fire hydrants. Historically significant and removed-from-service hydrants have typically been melted down as scrap. Hydrant collecting, therefore, has become the primary means by which this part of fire service history can be preserved. As a bonus, it is just plain fun." (emphasis original)
Nobody Wants to See Miami Vice: The Movie, Especially Admiral Adama



"Attempting to net the last glimmer on its '80s twinkle, the filmmakers sent an offer to Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as the never-not-brooding, pineapple-faced Lieutenant Martin Castillo. He declined and reportedly had his agent send a VHS to the offices of Universal Pictures. It contained a 20-minute loop in which Olmos silently stared into the camera in absolute disgust."

Happy Independence Day!


On such an occasion, there's really only one question:

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If there's any doubt, consider the following options:

1) Add a flag mouthpiece to your collection

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2) Pre-order a patriotic bridal gown for that wedding date that's sure to come at some point

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3) Finally, since sparklers are too risky, buy yourself a gun and go shoot something for America

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Monday, July 03, 2006

Eric tackles a burning question

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"You know me, internet, I'm the kind of guy that doesn't mind a hokey, bad-for-me food product. I also have dry, unpleasant lips. So when Hostess teamed up with some odd company to make snack cake flavored lip balm, I was on board. There were a host of different flavors, Ho-Ho's and whatnot, but Twinkie Balm was the clear choice. So now that we live in a world with both standard and medicated stick of goo twinkie incarnations, the burning question emerges: Is Twinkies Flavored Lip Balm better than an actual Twinkie?"