Saturday, May 23, 2009

I've Been Asleep at the Blog



You're probably much hipper than I am, so I'm not telling you anything new when I tell you to go check out the Black Cab Sessions.

Jozin z Bazin!


This Memorial Day, let's all take a moment to remember Joseph and the Bog.

Be sure to note the many tributes: Techno Viking, Prison Break, The Prodigy and the Scat Man.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Ventura Pwns Hasselbeck

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Between Two Ferns

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Eurovision 2009



Alexander Rybak wins Eurovision for Norway and smiles a lot.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Notre Dame v. Obama Coming Soon to a Theater Near You...



I don't have very strong feelings about the issue one way or another, but I do recognize good production value when I see it. This round definitely goes to ND.

Friday, May 08, 2009

Shoot the Banker



I don't consider this anti-capitalist, just anti-corporate welfare. So have fun shootin'!

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video



"The Cleveland Tourism Board gave me 14 million dollars about 8 months ago to make a promotional video to bring people to Cleveland. As usual, I waited till the last minute and I ended up having to shoot and edit it in about an hour yesterday afternoon. I probably should have invested more time."


Second attempt
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Via Steve-O.

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Hospital Food: The Blog




More unappetizing fare here. Via Cynical-C and Boing Boing.

Monday, May 04, 2009

Turn Around.....

Digilegs



For all your "look at me, I'm a centaur!" needs.

Sunday, May 03, 2009

No Substance, But Much Better Form!



Honorary PoF blogger John has radically upgraded the site so that it is now compatible with all the Blogger/Google whirligigs! Site is now in CSS and the template is point-and-draggable. Try not to total the car on your first night out, kids.

Saturday, May 02, 2009

Pure Filler

John refuses to help me fix the blog layout because of the repulsive chicken in a can picture. So here you are:

Friday, May 01, 2009

Whole chicken in a can

Whole chicken in a can

Via I Hate My Message Board: "And the taste? There really wasn’t any. The white meat was a bit more cottony than the dark meat, but it all tasted like all the flavor had been cooked out. Sort of like the little bits of chicken in condensed chicken noodle soup.

"BTW, I am pleased to announce you can get a six pack of Sweet Sue whole chicken in a can for only $49.99 and $30.70 shipping from Amazon."

As Amazon reviewer Skepchick observes, "I think this is a superb idea for quick last-minute meals. However, I will wait for what I believe will be Sweet Sue's next venture: an entire cow in a can." By the way, Skepchick also provides a helpful review of The Ghost Meter EMF Sensor.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Facebook Manners and You



A simple, 5-step guide to avoiding some of the most common social networking miscues.

Via s.logan

Lost and Found



Via BOOOOOOOM!: "Here’s a great little short called Lost & Found (1:30) by Philip Brink, Rogier Cornelisse, Floris Liesker, Hugo van Woerden. Philip informed me that it was the winner of an international short film festival, and I can see why. Enjoy."

Seinfeld with Nunchucks t-shirt...

Seinfeld with Nunchucks

...and more Brandon Bird classics are now available for pre-order thanks to TopatoCo.

With Mother's Day just around the corner, you can't afford to miss this opportunity.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

PoF Becomes Eclectic

The Boxer Rebellion recently gave their first U.S. live radio performance thanks to KCRW's Morning Becomes Eclectic. If that's the sort of thing you're into and you missed it, you can still catch the video:



If you're in the mood for something a bit heavier, the new album from Isis, "Wavering Radiant," is now streaming on their MySpace page.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

I might watch the news if it were like this...



Via Bill G.

Monday, April 13, 2009

I want to meet this Craig fellow

He's like the Banksy of typed signage.

Via BunBun.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Who Needs a Movie?



And a whole bunch of other stuff you might have missed at You Should Have Seen This.com.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Seriously, Who is Tyler Perry?

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Nick Cage endorses Pachinko



Instantly reminded me of this.

Kafka International: World's Most Alienating Airport


Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport

Via Julian

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Fun with sheep and LEDs!



via Crooked Timber

Friday, March 27, 2009

Chris Cornell, Timbaland, and the law of diminishing returns

"Diminishing returns is an economic or financial term that refers to less than proportional increases upon the addition of more resources beyond a certain point.

"Diminishing returns is not only inherently financial in nature. Some skills, learning curves, and other items may display diminishing returns. For example, in learning a new language, an individual may reach a point at which studying that language with the same effort for the same amount of time will no longer provide the same increase in comprehension as it had in the past."

Whatever you think of Justin Timberlake's music, he has sold quite a few albums and helped earn Timbaland a "Midas Touch" reputation for his producing skills. As Weezer notes in the song "Pork and Beans," "Timbaland knows the way to reach the top of the charts. / Maybe if I work with him I can perfect the art."

Anyway, Duran Duran's "Red Carpet Massacre," an attempt at a hip-hopified comeback via Timbaland, fell flat - just to mention one example. Earlier this month, Chris Cornell of Soundgarden and Audioslave fame released his Timbaland effort "Scream." According to Timbaland, the recording sessions were "The best work I've done in my career." He predicted that Cornell will be the "first rock star in the club".

You be the judge:

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Gigapan

Photobucket

Gigapan allows users to upload, share, and explore gigapixel panoramas from around the globe.

Via Wired NextFest: "You don't have to be a world-class photographer (or Photoshop expert) to take a brilliant panoramic shot. The product of a two-year collaboration between Carnegie Mellon and NASA, GigaPan is a robotic tripod device that mounts to your digital camera and can capture thousands of images from all different angles, then weave them into a uniform high-resolution picture with more than a billion pixels. It's compatible with almost any model and will be priced to own at about $200 (or less). According to project leader Illah Nourbakhsh, it can be used to bridge cultural divides by contributing to a global network of community images — or just to produce a breathtaking memento of your next trip to the ballpark."

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

David Lynch Coffee: Hard to describe



Curious? Get yours here. Props to Mac for coming up with the slogan "He'll put his caffeine in you."

Friday, March 20, 2009

Long Before the Carlton Dance...



...there was "Breakin' and Poppin'."

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Are You Professional?



A Mai Shi tribute to Christian Bale and his emotional outbursts.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

How Israel sells arms to India



From the YouTube description:

"The Israeli arms firm Rafael displayed this Bollywood dance number-based marketing video at the recently held Aero India 2009 in Bangalore."

Via Marginal Revolution from whom I also stole the headline.

Friday, March 13, 2009

The smell of impending doom

RedShirt

"Genki Wear, known for its licensed science fiction jewelry and perfumes, has produced what might be the most unusual Star Trek product ever: Star Trek colognes and perfume based on the original 1960s television show.

"Genki’s 'Red Shirt' cologne celebrates the sacrifices of those often nameless crew of the USS Enterprise. Described appropriately as a cologne for those with a 'devotion to living each day as it could be your last' the cologne has top notes of green mandarin, bergamot, and lavender, with base notes of leather and grey musk."

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

PG Porn



When some of my most favorite people get together (James Gunn, Nathan Fillion, and Alan Tudyk), apparently the result is pure, unadulterated sexless porn.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

I am the real Santo Gold!



Delve into the bizarre story of Santo Gold, "a jeweller, filmmaker and infomercial-based salesman" whose powers of self-promotion and lack of shame defy comprehension. His "film" Blood Circus (1985) is characterized thus: "The movie is a wrestling-themed science fiction flick, with aliens from the planet Zoran fighting the US and USSR. It was, perhaps unsurprisingly, never released."

The above quotations are from this Guardian piece, which relates the latest chapter in an otherwise obscure and strange chapter in American cultural history. Santo Gold sued electro-rapper Santogold, who was born Santi White, last year for trade name infringement. Santogold the rapper is now know as Santigold and Santo Gold the crazed Baltimorean (Will, what other horrors are lurking in Baltimore?) wrestling-film promoter has cut an "album" to protect his trade name. The video above contains the title track. Here is Santo Gold's press release on the matter.

In the interest of fairness, here's Santigold:



More on the Santo/Santi kerfuffle here and here.

More on Blood Circus here and scenes, etc. here and here.

The above information provided as a public service by PoF.

Via Kevin

Monday, March 09, 2009

C-C-Catch the Wave: We Made a Page on Facebook!*

Eat your heart out PepbSuber, Coke has just taken the advertainment crown with this genuinely funny video co-starring and written by Hillsdale alum Michael Jedrzejewski. Check it:



Full Disclosure: This blog receives no funding from Coca-Cola or from any other corporation as far as I know. But now that they know how clever and awesome we are here at PoF, I expect we'll be seeing offers any day now...

*No PoF does not yet have it's own FB page, but our crack team of internets specialists are hard at work on that.

Saturday, March 07, 2009

Fourier analysis solves rock mystery



Evidently, the first chord in the Beatles' "A Hard Days' Night" has proved a conundrum for musicians and music publishers for decades. You'll be relieved to know that mathematician Jason Brown has finally put this conundrum to bed .

"Four years ago, Jason Brown was inspired by reading news coverage about the song’s 40th anniversary - so much so that he decided to try and see if he could apply a mathematical calculation known as Fourier transform to solve the Beatles’ riddle. The process allowed him to break the sound into distinct frequencies using computer software to find out exactly which notes were on the record.

"What he found was interesting: the frequencies he found didn’t match the instruments on the song. George played a 12-string Rickenbacker, John Lennon played his 6 string, Paul had his bass - none of them quite fit what he found. He then realized what was missing - the 5th Beatle. George Martin was also on the record, playing a piano in the opening chord, which accounted for the problematic frequencies."

Perhaps this will be part of the quantitative curriculum for the new Master's of Beatleology degree "programme" at Liverpool Hope University.

Thursday, March 05, 2009

Ode to a yellow cup

BigYellowCup

Last night, March 4, 2009, my wife informed me that she was no longer comfortable drinking from our big yellow plastic cup. It had something to do with bacteria, I think.

In any case, I believe that this is a watershed moment in our relationship, and perhaps our lives. It is a turn of events that merits remarks equal to the occasion. This is my humble attempt.

Goodbye, yellow cup

Before my daughter was born, you were there

Before I married my wife, you were there

Before I had my first job, you were there

Have you always been there, yellow cup?

You lived with us in Ohio

You lived with us in Arkansas

You lived with us in Indiana

In what other fantastic places have you lived, yellow cup?

Sting says that if you love somebody you must set them free

Am I setting you free, yellow cup, or is it you who frees me?

Goodbye, yellow cup

Goodbye.

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Stimulus Flair!


How can the average citizen keep track of all the new boons the magic stimulus is bringing our way? Why stickers of course! Er, ahem, I mean "emblems".

Seaborne & Roach: Taxes and Chicken!

Seaborne&Roach Ep5: Taxes and Chicken


More.

Via Tom Palmer

Saturday, February 28, 2009

2009 Pieces of Flair Draw My Cartoon Contest

In the tradition of the highly successful PoF Cheap Perfume Song Contest and the PoF T-Shirt Art Contest, PoF is proud to announce the first ever PoF Draw My Cartoon Contest!

Here are the rules: Readers will view and vote to determine the winner. Whoever makes the cut will be profiled on the site, will walk away with a free version of the cartoon on an official PoF t-shirt, and - most importantly - will bear the title of Winner of the Pieces of Flair 2009 Draw My Cartoon Contest.

Interested contestants may send their original submissions to Matthew via the email addresses located in the PoF Bloggers link. Entries should be in JPEG or PNG format. The deadline for entries is noon on Saturday, March 28, 2009 EST. Let's get artsy!

The proposed cartoon is a standard three-frame format:

Frame 1: Two guys are seated in a restaurant booth in front of a large window. One has a full head of hair and is eating a hamburger and fries, the other is balding and eating a salad. Hamburger guy says, “Man, I’m beat. I’d have given my left lung for an extra hour of sleep today.”

Frame 2: Hamburger guy’s face now rests on his plate. Salad guy is looking out the window, where a smiling Jesus is floating on a cloud beneath a banner that reads, “Free Wish Day – Everybody Gets One.”

Frame 3: The cloud has floated on by, and hamburger guy remains in the same position. Salad guy is stealing a fry and now has a full head of hair.

3-frame cartoon

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Beer in a bag!




Above image from Neat-o-Rama's fun facts about beer. I guess you just punch a hole in the bag and chug. Also, St. Arnold is the patron saint of brewing--good to know. (Link via BunBun)

Monday, February 23, 2009

Oh, I get it! I get jokes!



The above is quite funny by itself, but Lady Thatcher wasn't quite sure that anyone would get it or whether this Monty Python "fellow" ought to be trusted in the first place. Writes her former Private Secretary:
Finally, we got to the day of the speech. The text was finished, it had been typed up on to the autocue and we had completed the final rehearsal at which she practiced her delivery and the inflexions of the speech. However, as we waited for her to go on to the stage to deliver the speech, she was still worrying about the passage and looking for reasons that it might not work. Just as she was about to go on, another doubt arose in her mind. She looked at me and said anxiously: ‘John, Monty Python – are you sure that he is one of us?’

To try to explain to her that Monty Python did not really exist would have been to risk disaster. I therefore did not even try and instead said to her: ‘Absolutely, Prime Minister. He is a very good supporter.’


As recorded in: Margaret Thatcher: A Tribute in Words & Pictures by Iain Dale

Barely relevant headline allusion here.

Via here by way of here.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Needless products, pet edition



Do you spend an inordinate amount of money on your dog? Have we got vehicle accessories for you! Check out the entire line, including a ramp for the Laziest. Golden.Retriever.Ever.

Backseatsmen are people too!

Friday, February 13, 2009

This Valentine's Day, give financial security



"Valentine’s Day is a time when many people’s thoughts turn to love, and how to best express that love. First Investors believes the most meaningful, long-lasting present people can give their loved ones is not flowers or candy, or even diamonds. It’s life insurance.

"There’s no better way to say, 'I love you' than a gift that can help protect a family’s future, even in the most unexpected of circumstances. Purchasing life insurance is truly a sign of selfless love."

According to the Life and Health Insurance Foundation for Education, "75% of women would give up celebrating Valentine's Day altogether 'in exchange for greater financial peace of mind.'"

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Powerthirst 2: Re-Domination

You may have seen the first excellent edition of Powerthirst, a drink that makes Red Bull or even Brawndo look tame by comparison. I was recently alerted to the second, slightly sacrilicious and entirely awesome, Powerthirst ad by my friend David. Here it is in all its glory:

This is why you're fat

French Fry-Encased Hot Dog On A Stick

Post your own nasty goodness where dreams become heart attacks.

Via Travis.

Friday, February 06, 2009

Classicists Gone Wild!



Via proud Hillsdale alum Nate Davis who Twittered* this image recently.

*Some sort of "micro-blogging" that the kids are into these days.

Image source: the good folks at Mental Floss Magazine (with offices in Birmingham, thank you very much), who have emblazoned said image on a sweet t-shirt.

And then, of course, there's this.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Alabama's Nuked Veterans



Alabama is home to many strange things, including honoring exposure to harmful amounts of radiation. The above image has not been photoshopped or altered in any way.

More info here, here and here.

Via Kevin.

Hamster under suspicion



Via Fail Blog. Thanks for the heads up, Weber.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Transformer RV



After graduating high school, three Japanese buddies decided to follow their dream of a year-long cross-country road trip, from the northeastern island of Hokkaido to the southwestern one of Yakushima. But before they set out, the trio built one of the coolest road trip cars ever conceived, from a decrepit mid-80s Toyota Toyoace.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Pouring Gasoline on a Fire



Just a friendly reminder that there's more than one lone voice in the wilderness.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The F-ing Big Lebowski

What's that you say? You want a video of every f-bomb dropped in what is arguably the best movie of all time? Here you go (needless to say NSFW, children, your mom, etc.):



Also available, the "Dude" cut, which is somehow just not as good.

Behold Beard Man!



Watch all of the episodes and other good stuff at Fake Wood Wallpaper and also here.

I had the distinct pleasure of meeting Alex Orr (one of the geniuses behind Beard Man, who may or may not play the title character) at last year's Sidewalk Film Festival and I've been remiss in highlighting his clearly PoF-worthy work here. A thousand pardons, dear readers.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Classic Hits by Microsoft Songsmith



Microsoft's original commercial for Songsmith might not have been all that convincing, but these music videos more than make the case for the product:

"Creep" by Radiohead
"Roxanne" by The Police
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles
"Dead Wrong" by Notorious B.I.G.
"Just What I Needed" by The Cars

There are plenty more if you just can't get enough...

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Petrified Potato Art

PotatoArt

"Welcome to the only web site of petrified potato art, You will be introduced to many one of a kind pieces, that are truely beyond belief.

"I have dedicated the past six years in the making and perfecting of my art. Here you will see pieces that range from amusing to beautiful, to how in the world would you do that?

"Every piece has been created with the most painstaking love and care for my craft. Come back often to view more creations and many masterpiece's for sale and for view."

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it)



Via Kent.

Motivational Posters Worth Buying



Brilliant.

Check out the lot of 'em.

Via BunBun

The Boxer Rebellion



If the "D" word nearly came up over Sin Fang Bous, the new album from The Boxer Rebellion will likely tempt fate.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Cheap, Cheap, Fun Fun



More.

Via Kevin.

Porn industry looking for economic viagra

LarryFlynt

Via DoL: "In an announcement that launched a thousand unprintable puns, adult-entertainment moguls Larry Flynt and Joe Francis said Wednesday that they are asking Washington for a $5 billion federal bailout, claiming that the porn business is suffering from the soft economy."

Friday, January 09, 2009

Space Bloop?!



PoF first alerted you to the mysterious ocean Bloop last January. This new year brings word of a new roar from outer space. Is this new noise related to the Bloop? Is it friendly, foely or completely meaningless? These and other questions will not be answered in our next installment.

But, beware, the mighty Cthulhu does not sleep forever...

Image: Genevieve Tsai

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Jaydiohead

DJMintyFreshBeats

Via Stereogum: "Considering the publicity wonders The Grey Album worked for Danger Mouse, we're surprised it's taken so long for someone to cook this one up. Enter the enterprising DJ Minty Fresh Beats, who's mashed instrumental tracks from OK Computer, Kid A, and In Rainbows with various Jigga raps on a set titled Jaydiohead. Download it at jaydiohead.com."

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

English errors mad libs

English Errors

The "Common Errors in English" site by Paul Brians is fun all on its own, but you can take it to the next level by combining as many errors as you can into a single sentence.

For example, "Early adapters to the intranet may face a steep learning curve when trying to run the gamut through the buttload of factoids presented on PoF."

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Get the scoop on oil-filled electric space heaters

Oil-Filled Electric Space Heater

Everyone knows that the way to impress friends and get ahead in the world is through specialized knowledge. Thankfully, the prolific "author" Philip M. Parker is here to help. For a mere $795, you can obtain exhaustive information about the fascinating world of oil-filled electric space heaters. And, if you act now, you can supplement this information with United States-specific forecasts about the market for oil-filled electric space heaters through 2012 for only an additional $495. Don't wait for others to get the edge on you - invest in this opportunity today.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Reals on the rise!



Obama is inspiring more real-life crusaders to don the cape and cowl according to The Times of London:

"In recent weeks, prompted by heady buzz words such as “active citizenry” during the Barack Obama campaign, the pace of enrolment has speeded up. Up to 20 new “Reals”, as they call themselves, have materialised in the past month."

But, costumed crime-fighting is not without its hazards:

"Mr Invisible is cheered that at least his grey one-piece 'invisibility suit' works, proven when a drunk urinated on him in an alley."

and

"Master Legend of Florida, who arms himself with a pepper-spraying cannon powered by cans of antiperspirant, was attacked by a man with a hammer."


Previously on PoF
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More.

Image credit.

Times link via Jacob.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Last minute gift ideas from PoF

Wear your bathrobe backwards or join the cult of Snuggie. You'll stay warm without all the hassle and sleevelessness of regular blankets!



Original and slightly more disturbing ad. If the Snuggie seems a bit unhip for you or your teenager, consider the Slanket.

Update: Nearly forgot to wish everyone a "Happy Life Day"! It looks like the Wookies already cleaned out all the big and tall Snuggie inventory. Homepage. Watch the whole Star Wars Holiday Special.

Update: I'm not the only one to have made the Snuggie-Wookie connection. Paul Lucas, the fellow who runs Infomercial Hell and also mad the aforementioned connection, may be one of my new personal heroes. He has amassed a horde of awesomely bad infomercials and other televised cultural detritus.

Happy Holidays from Henrietta and Myrna

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Dock Ellis, RIP



The only person in history to pitch a no-hitter under the influence of LSD died Friday. Of the experience, Ellis said:


I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria. I was zeroed in on the (catcher's) glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times. The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn't. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me.


Illustration by James Blagden

Friday, December 19, 2008

Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog

What do you get when Joss Whedon and Neil Patrick Harris are bored during a writer's strike? Behold:



Watch the whole thing in pieces at youtube or in one fell swoop at hulu.

Sin Fang Bous - Advent in ives garden

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Keep 'Em Alive! (The CPR Song)



"As many of you have probably heard, a recent study by a group of researchers...found that performing CPR to the BeeGee's disco anthem of 'Stayin' Alive', increases survivability of the victim.

"So here's my little take, Tex style!!"

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

For many sci-fi fanboys out there,

it doesn't get much better than this:



Via BunBun.

Your Moment of Zen



And there are many, many more.

Via Jason.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Ex-Boyfriend Jewelry

Exboyfriendjewelry

"You have all that jewelry sitting around that you loved so hard to get (that sounded dirty, but you know what we mean) and will never wear again...

"Welcome to EXBOYFRIENDJEWELRY.COM - a site where you can buy/sell/trade and blog about all of those little reminders in your jewelry box... Just because you don’t want it, doesn’t mean somebody else isn’t dying for it. Everyone’s a winner!"

Sell all your stuff and still not satisfied? Perhaps you should consider the Ex-Boyfriend Punching Bag.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Show your support for PETA

PETAcoffin

Via AP: "For animal rights activists, sticking up for furry or feathered critters is a way of life. Now it can be a way of death, too.

"A New Mexico company is building all-wood human coffins in a partnership with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. They bear painted slogans, such as 'Lifetime PETA Member' or 'I saved 500 animals.'

"Another serves up a last laugh that plays on a long-running PETA advertisement: 'Told You I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead in Fur!'

"The coffins, which went on sale last week, are priced from $620 to $670, which includes a $75 PETA contribution. Made of wood, they are designed to be Earth-friendly, with no screws, nails, hinges or animal-based glues."

Automaker Bailout: Priceless



Via Radley

Winnebago Man!

Outtakes from a classic Winnebago ad of yesteryear. Warning: teh cussin' and lots of it:



Via Jason.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Hamsterballing



Via Neatorama: Waterwalkerz - they're all fun and games until the air runs out.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Welcome to my Underground Lair!



"It is a newly opened high-security data center run by one of Sweden’s largest ISPs, located in an old nuclear bunker deep below the bedrock of Stockholm city, sealed off from the world by entrance doors 40 cm thick (almost 16 inches)."

Read all about it.

As a fan of everything from James Bond to Cryptonomicon, I want one.

Monday, December 08, 2008

How to Draw a Princess Monkey

PrincessMonkey

Via eHow: Laura Gyre, "a freelance writer, illustrator, and student of shamanic herbalism," distills the craft of monkey princess drawing into a few simple steps: "If you like to draw princesses and monkeys and you just can't make up your mind about which to do next, you may be happy to learn that you don't have to. With just a little more time and effort, you can draw a princess monkey."

She also offers the following important warning: "One of the most confusing things about monkey princesses is that they can be very easy to confuse with monkey queens. If you draw a monkey princess and a monkey queen, make sure that the princess is smaller."

Not feeling so artistic? You can still participate in some fine monkey art thanks to The Monkey Museum. For a few dollars, they'll make a monkey painting staring you or your loved ones.

Thanks, Jason & Michelle!

Friday, December 05, 2008

Happy Repeal Day!



Repeal Day "commemorates the anniversary of the day the United States repealed the Eighteenth Amendment and gave Americans the constitutional ability to consume alcohol."

Thursday, December 04, 2008

You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons



Via Radley.

Prop 8 The Musical

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

PoF - Behind the Scenes

You've probably wondered how we find all of the fascinating links we post on Pieces of Flair. Thanks to JHIDEKIM over at Butternut Jelly, you can now access an unprecedented look into the inner workings of a finely tuned blog:

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Truth in Advertising



via Fats.

Barack O'Jesus

BarackOJesus

Via The Blingdom of God: For those looking for something with a more Christian flavor than the Barack O'Buddha candle, this shirt presents a nice option.

While Craig prefers his Christian clothing in this form, he should get some credit for reminding me about all the Blingdom has to offer.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

The Hunger!

Look into the eyes of the wolf!



Via Clay, who is not affiliated in any way with the above project.

Barack O'Buddha

BarackOBuddha

Via The Boston Globe: "David Chalat, a sculptor from Sedona, Ariz., does a brisk business selling decorative soaps, and hasn't ventured far into the political arena before. But one day this spring, he came across the pro-Obama viral video created by singer will.i.am, and found a new source of inspiration. Before long, he had created a 5-inch-tall soap structure in Obama's likeness, along with a candle that places the Democratic candidate on Mount Rushmore, in place of Thomas Jefferson."

Like the Mount Rushmore candle, the Barack O' Buddha candle, "inscribed with the sacred mantra 'Om..Yes We Can..Om,' may be perfect for worship, but it is currently sold out. Perhaps you can start an online petition to urge him to make more.

Thanks for the heads up, Julie!

Monday, December 01, 2008

Macy's Parade Gets Rick Rolled



"[T]he Cartoon Network's float, featuring the demented denizens of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, rolled into Herald Square...and then got Rick Rolled by the Astley himself."

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Techno Chicken



Via Victor: "Dominos in Australia are promoting their barbecue chicken and bacon pizza with the Techno Chicken Dance.

"More than 8 different chickens were used, trained by James Delaney and Caroline Girdlestone at Hero Animals(the team behind Babe and Black Sheep). None were harmed, although the crew did have chicken on the menu for lunch."

Monday, November 24, 2008

How to draw cartoons with a message

Via Steve: Who hasn't looked at the witty and insightful cartoons in the local paper and wished they too could contribute to public discourse with such humor? It turns out it may be easier than you think to join in on the fun. Tom Gammill and The Doozies show you how:

Thursday, November 20, 2008

New Zune Paint ad leads some to swear off internet video forever

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Via NotCot: A recent AP article noted that "Since it first landed two years ago, the Zune has been the butt of many jokes." Most readers, however, did not know just how literal the statement was.

According to NotCot, the above unauthorized ad by Sibling Rivalry for Zune Arts is "so inappropriate, yet shot nicely and has fun music... but SO WRONG, you have been warned!"

Nanobamas plan world domination

Nanobama

Via Neatorama: "Professor John Hart of the University of Michigan created nanoscale likenesses of president-elect Barack Obama that are each smaller than a grain of sand! The 'nanobamas' were made to raise awareness of nanotechnology."

Unfortunately, "building contractors failed to properly install filters in a certain vent in the building. As a result, hazardous elements such as the assemblers, the bacteria, and the nanobamas were blown into the desert, evolving and eventually forming autonomous swarms. These swarms appear to be solar-powered and self-sufficient, reproducing and evolving at an amazingly fast rate. The swarms exhibit predatory behavior, attacking and killing animals in wild. Most alarmingly, the swarms seem to possess rudimentary intelligence, the ability to quickly learn and to innovate."

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

A great stocking stuffer

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Via Neatorama: "This is a pair of genuine taxidermy squirrel feet earrings. They have been professionally freeze dried."

I suppose you have to do something with them post-launch.

Monday, November 17, 2008

PoF gets Typealyzed

ESFP

Via the Presurfer: "Typealizer finds features that distinguishes one type from another. When all features, words, and sentences are combined, Typealyzer is able to guess which type of writer you are."

Here's how Pieces of Flair turned out: ESFP - "The entertaining and friendly type. They are especially attuned to pleasure and beauty and like to fill their surroundings with soft fabrics, bright colors and sweet smells. They live in the present moment and don´t like to plan ahead - they are always in risk of exhausting themselves.

"The enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way. They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation - qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions."

Friday, November 14, 2008

Knitastic



Via Drawn!: "An animated music video composed entirely of machine-knitted frames. The music is by the Montreal band Tricot Machine."

Need more knitting action? Knitta please!

If you love America, you throw money in its hole


In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

An Anniversary to Remember

November 12, 2008: 38th Anniversary of Oregon's exploding whale:



While PoF likes to keep you abreast of current cultural detritus and the latest tomfoolery, every now and then it helps to look back at where we came from. This will give us direction as we plunge headlong into the uncertain future, or at least they told us something like that in college. No matter what happens in the financial markets, when I'm hunkered down in my survival compound, I will remember that whales, civil servants and dynamite do not mix.

Evidently, dead whales sometimes spontaneously combust, so there's really no way of determining when this hidden menace will strike.

Proving that this topic is very important/relevant, here's the wikipedia entry and snopes page.

Incredibly, there are folks with more time on their hands than your humble PoF posse. Witness, theexplodingwhale.com

Friday, November 07, 2008

U2 Tower shelved - PoF Tower moving forward

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Via the AP: "Plans to build the tallest building in Ireland — with new recording studios for Irish supergroup U2 on top — were suspended Friday because of Dublin’s slumping property market and slide into recession.

"[British architect Norman] Foster envisioned a 400-foot triangular tower on the south bank of Dublin’s River Liffey with an egg-shaped pod housing U2’s new recording studios on top. That would give Bono and his bandmates a view at least twice as tall as any other building in Dublin."

While the news comes as a blow to U2 fans, PoF followers can take heart that the Pieces of Flair Tower remains on schedule for completion early in 2010. The building will tower over the skyline of Springfield, Missouri, and will feature a poo-hat shaped pod to house PoF administrative headquarters.

Springfield was selected for its location at roughly the central point of the geographic triangle created by tracing the route between Birmingham, Alabama, Richmond, Indiana, and Denver, Colorado - making the spot equally inconvenient for all PoF contributors.