Via The Presurfer: Still not sure what to get that someone special this holiday season? How about an ordainment as a Dudeist Priest?
"As an ordained Dudeist Priest you can legally perform all varieties of religious ceremonies in most U.S. States (check with your local County Clerk first). Preside over a wedding, a funeral, a bris, a baptism, or even a pet-spaying ceremony with pride and authority!"