Next time you're in Terre Haute, Indiana, you should give their square donuts a try. Or you could just ask Columbia House to throw one in with your next cd shipment.
"All the donuts are square.
"'Why?' I asked.
"'The guy who founded the place 23 years made them that way. Where you from?'
"'Philadelphia.'
"'Now you can tell everyone in Philadelphia you had a square donut.'
"'OK, I will.'"