Pieces of Flair

Kyoto 'Flatulence Tax' Plan Causes Turbulence in New Zealand

You know, as a member of the House Environment Committee at Buckeye Boys' State, I pushed to introduce a bill mandating the research and implementation of methane containment devices for livestock. We were prevented from introducing the bill by the Speaker, who wanted to preserve the seriousness of Boys' State legislation. While that was exceedingly lame, it's good to see those Kiwis know where to look for their greenhouse gases.