Dude is way too excited

Not for sale in Alabama and a lot of other backward states. Though, with advertising this awful who can blame them.

Via Kev

Rubber

You're Gonna Get Served

With stringent training like this, how dare you call them "McJobs"?





It's up to you. It's up to me.

Thanks to Mark.

Are you the next Phoenix Jones?

LYNNWOOD, Wash. - "A local man said he came within seconds of having his car broken into, and perhaps stolen, until a real-life 'superhero' came to his aid, wearing tights, a mask and a skin-tight super suit."

You can join the movement at Real Life Superheroes.

Thanks for the heads up, Jeff!

How to teach your kid to sever the umbilical cord early

Via The Hairpin: Isn't it time you inspired a sense of the wonder and beauty of childbirth in your child or the child of a casual acquaintance? Now you can, and for less than $200! Be sure to check out all of the options the internet offers:

MamAmor Dolls

Fairy Wool Dolls

Amamanta Family Dolls

Cotton Mother Dolls

A Toy Garden

Prepare for the Unarians!

Not just silly people in loony costumes making crappy videos, they started a religion.

There are many, many Unarian videos on these here internets. Are you ready?

Via Justin