Twin Peaks Rap

Via the unstoppable Jerry Brito.

Toyota rehabs its image

No one's worried about unintended acceleration in a Swagger Wagon:



Via the lovely BunBun

Weird Island

Dana Carvey's 'Lost' Spin-Off

Not that pagan yoga

Thanks, Courtney!

Get crafty with your diva cup

Diva cups need not be purely utilitarian - add some style with a strawberry, whale, or squid pouch.

Billy Zabka, All-American Bully

Not normally one to pay much attention to the HuffPo, but dear friend of PoF Casey F. clued me in to this brilliant supercut of 80's bully excellence on FB. It could have used a little more from "Better Off Dead", but I can't complain.

Paper or water?

From The Big Necessity: "In toilet customs, the world divides, roughly speaking, into wet (flush) or dry (no flush). In anal-cleansing terms, it's paper or water, and, as with driving habits, cultures rarely switch.

"Paper cultures are in fact using the least efficient cleansing medium to clean the dirtiest part of their body. This point was memorably demonstrated by the valiant efforts of a Dr. J. A. Cameron, who in 1964 surveyed the underpants of 949 men of Oxfordshire, England, and found fecal contamination in nearly all of them that ranged from 'wasp-colored' stains to 'frank massive feces.' Dr. Cameron, though a medical man, could not contain his dismay that 'a high proportion of the population are prepared to cry aloud about the footling matters of uncleanliness such as a tomato stain on a restaurant tablecloth, whilst they luxuriate on a plush seat in their fecally stained pants.'”

Because what else are you going to do...

with your ex-wife's wedding dress:



Offer more suggestions here.

Via BunBun

Have allergies? Try worm therapy

"You’ve probably used antihistamines or nasal sprays for your allergies but have you tried worms? Helminthic, or worm therapy, involves purposely putting parasites into your body to treat allergies, asthma and other diseases."

Ok, sounds good so far, but how much does it cost?

"Cost varies, from $2,900.00 for hookworm, which will last on average for five years. Or, whipworm therapy which lasts on average for two years. Combination therapy is $3,900 and includes a treatment with hookworm and whipworm, and retreatment with whipwom after the first dose dies off around year two. Discounts are available for people who buy together."

Brontë Sisters, Power Up!

Super X-Treme Mega History Heroes!



Via The AV Club

Pieces of Flair, Back in the Day

Take a magical trip through time to see what Pieces of Flair looked like when the bloggers were fresh-faced Chargers, eager to share their interests with the amazing new World Wide Web:

Pieces of Flair on Geocities

Courtesy of the Geocities-izer

Awesome.

Lin Yu Chun, you have arrived.

Via DW.

Politickin'

Sadly, it's political season here in Bama and this year we get to choose from among candidate like Roy Moore, the Ten Commandments guy, and Tim James, the man who's made national headlines for his absurd English-only campaign ad.

Normally, I wouldn't bother you fair folks with any of this, but there's a certain commentator in these here parts whose winsome charm and outright dandified mannerisms deserve note. He's also the creator of the above proposed ad for one of our candidates and many others. His identity remains shrouded in mystery, but he styles himself King Cockfight and his writing reflects a certain T. Herman Zweibel sensibility and flair. He's certainly one of the most entertaining writers to come out of this state in a while.

Enjoy.

The Tudyk Obsession Continues...

Can you blame me? Pure awesome. [Warning - Spoiler Heavy]